DUURA DLKC90 Keg Cooler. Stainless Steel
America’s most affluent frat bros know that the best keg stands are the ones done on the Stainless Steel DUURA DLKC90 Keg Cooler.
Yes! The Richest College Greeks all agree: Not only can you keep your high-end ales blissfully chilled with the DUURA’s cool air circulation, but the design makes for super easy cleaning by whatever recent immigrant you’ve hired to mop up your puddles of puke. While your maid doesn’t come with the DUURA, and most of the bros will never know her name, they are impressed at her skill of fending off Tall Chad’s grabby hands and her polite-smiling at Short Chad every time he starts saying all the swear words he knows in her language.
None of their shit can get to her, because dealing with these spoiled boy-bitches is still better than being back where she’s from, a town where she would’ve been murdered by a gang member or a crooked police officer.
And that is why you need a DUURA DLKC90 Keg Cooler. Sure, it has Automatic Defrost, but what it does in bringing people together, people who due to economic or racial or cultural differences might never get to spend time together, and warming their hearts is a type of emotional defrosting that is priceless.
Amazon Prime Rib wishes we could give this a greater amount of Bezos on our scientific Bezos scale, but when we realized that this beer refrigerator doesn't get cold enough to store our cryogenically frozen heads, we had to stick at 3!