- 31" total length with tentacles
Is there any animal that children love more than GIANT SQUIDS?
It’s not puppies! It’s not kitties! It’s not even baa-baa sheeps! KIDS LOVE GIANT SQUIDS!
Their twisty feeding tentacles with their sharp suckers (SO ADORBS)! Their huge soccer ball-sized eyes, the biggest in the animal kingdom – they put Walter Keane’s paintings to shame – even more than the shame he may one day feel for taking credit of his wife’s work. And don’t forget those ink sacs! Who can forget the laughs that fill the room when your five-year-old gets squirted by those again and again?
That’s why we just love this plush Giant Squid.
Your toddler (or mistress) will want to name it, play with it, and treat it like a member of the family (or the child you won’t let her have). And thankfully you can wash it, because you know someone in the family will try feeding it real fish. We get it. This doll is so realistic, we had an unemployed sushi chef rip it out of our arms, then cut it up and put it on rice.
Young and old, rich and poor, dirty and clean… people can’t stop raving about this Giant Squid. You need to get a lot of them. Now.
Amazon Prime Rib, the Giant Squid of Amazon Review Sites, gives this huggable, lovable, plush baby 5 Bezos out of 5 on our highly respected Bezos Rating Scale.