Tooth Box for "Collectors"

• Available in English, Spanish, French & German because all have different teeth
• Size: 12.3cm*12.5cm*3.5cm (4.8" x 4.9" x 1.3")
• Suitable for long-term dental storage

Yes, when I am not writing reviews of Amazon Prime Rib Dot Com, I collect teeth.  I have been an enthusiast since ’96.  I know what you’re thinking: “Wow, that’s weird!” or “Whoa, that's weird.”  Well, you're late to the rodeo as I’ve heard every phrase before the word weird before. 

In fact, I have been featured on two cold case cable tv documentaries and one episode of Hoarders. Of course, they had nothing on me, but they need folks like me to prop up the reality in their reality television so I play along. Plus, some of the crew had young kids and we exchanged info.

I'm harmless, okay!  After I collected all of my baby teeth, I got my brother’s. I figured it was like compounding interest, I could cash them all in with the Tooth Fairy at once.  But then I wanted to keep them.  She didn't deserve them.   I started trading lunch money for molars with the young kids at school.  I paid better than the Fairy.

I was a sophomore in high school at the dentist for a cleaning when I got to thinking and the rest is history. Been taking pulled teeth off the Tri-City dentists’ hands for better part of the last 2 decades.

I mean, it’s not like one tooth takes up much space, but thousands of teeth do. They add up.  So when I saw the Mogoko Baby Teeth Boxes I bought as many as I could. IT WAS LIKE THEY WERE MADE WITH ME IN MIND.  IN FACT, IT IS LIKE THEY READ MY MIND AND KNEW WHAT I WANTED. JUST LIKE THE CIA... That is, the Culinary Institute of America where I took classes on Central African Cuisine.

You might ask, where do I keep all of these boxes, right? That’s a problem for another day, but for now, my bedroom and kitchen.

I love these boxes. They fit right in your pocket, which is good, because I like to pick a new set of teeth each day and carry them with me each morning when I leave the house.  Also, important for collectors, there are spaces next to each tooth for little notes so you don’t forget where you got each tooth.

The only problem I have with this manufacturer is that there’s not an box for adult teeth. I hope that they’ll develop something like that soon. Because my dining room is getting messy with all the buckets I have filled in there.

Using the Rating System voted to have the Most Perfect Smile by a panel of Beauty Pageant Runners-Up, we give this Tooth Box a cheery 4 out of 5 Smiling Bezos.  Check it out!