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You work hard all day. You want to play hard all night. And working out at the gym is NOT playing. That’s just more work!
But going down to the local park and playing Late Night Soccer, or “football” as the hipsters from Europe call it - that’s fun!
Yeah, it’s 11pm and time for a little exercise, sip back a little Ginorade (Gatorade and Gin), and soon you are a giggling sweaty mess with a bunch of people whom you only know as the names of the country they escaped from!
SEE-REE-AH! COAL-UM-BIA! Pass the Ball! Hey, YOU-CRANE! Here comes BRA-ZEEL! And they know you as Syosset, Long Island.
You are all refugees, held together by the miracle of Refu-Jesus!
But when the lights go down, due to the power outages that happen thanks to our Trumpian apocalypto, post-Enron, post-Hurricane, post-Fukushima age, you have to be careful. You don’t know who you are going to literally bump into, who will kick your shins!
That’s why we think these vinyl shinguards for the lady are the perfect accessory for dark humid nights under fading lights, you can be a ripped midfielder in the nocturne, and release the angst of being an internet marketing consultant in her Rubik’s Cubicle, your In Real Life of the movie Brazil, a daytime hell, without a middle-aged Robert DeNiro to save you.
Amazon Prime Rib rates these vinyl shinguards for evening sports a great 4 out of 5 Bezos, on our world-envied Bezos Scale. The only reason they don't get a 5 out of 5 is the Amazon Seller's excitement about the ease of washing them!
We are pros here. We say you wear your vinyl shinguards once and then sell them and your perspiration on Ebay with once-worn socks!